Wife's trying to kill me

[layddually]

I think she wants me to have a stroke. We bought house now we painting doing floors and last minute she has decided she also wants all new appliances. Wtf is next.

[mj_0360]

Maybe sex?

[kazman68]

Women...gotta love em.

[SisterSteel]

I'm sure you'll enjoy her way of saying thank you.

[layddually]

I'm sure you'll enjoy her way of saying thank you.

Ha wish but not gonna hold my breathe.

[layddually]

Maybe sex?

She won't even give me a handy bro.

[SisterSteel]

She won't even give me a handy bro.

You need to let her know she's not keeping up with her wifely duties. Maybe put a lil something in her morning coffee to help get her going.

[layddually]

You need to let her know she's not keeping up with her wifely duties. Maybe put a lil something in her morning coffee to help get her going.

Lol she wakes up around noon I get up around 5 she goes to bed around 7-8 I get home around 7-8

[mj_0360]

She won't even give me a handy bro.

lmaooooooooooo! Poor lay!

[layddually]

You need to let her know she's not keeping up with her wifely duties. Maybe put a lil something in her morning coffee to help get her going.

She already thinks I'm cheating because she isn't giving it up and I want it 24/7.

[red crayon]

Just explain it like I did to my wife. Sex is like milk. I like to get my milk at the same store all the time. If they dont have any milk and I need some does that mean I will go home and wait until they get it? I will just go somewhere else and get it there, thats all. Lots of stores sell milk. lol
After that I got it so many days in a row I finally had to ask for a day off! lol

[Ironguruera]

Just explain it like I did to my wife. Sex is like milk. I like to get my milk at the same store all the time. If they dont have any milk and I need some does that mean I will go home and wait until they get it? I will just go somewhere else and get it there, thats all. Lots of stores sell milk. lol
After that I got it so many days in a row I finally had to ask for a day off! lol

Lmfao great analogy !
I just resort to molesting my wife at like 3 am. she has a harder time saying no half asleep. If u get the over real hot first she welcomes it gladly lol. Sometimes she goes for it like lastnight. If she's real tired she nudges me away. I huff and puff and go jerk off lol. Or wake her up doing so....damn proviron.
I feel for ya lay I have similar schedule issues with my wife. She is up before I am with the baby. By the time I get home she is winding down and exhausted.
She told me to get a g/f to help with all the sex that I'm wearing her out lmao. She has said it twice. If he says it again I'm going to ask how serious she is!

I dunno how u do it brother. Not even a handy? Foot job? Something? Shit my wife will at least lend a hand. Otherwise she knows the 1-4am cockasaurus is coming lol.

[Ironguruera]

Ps only buy the appliances is she is
a) a good cook
b) will use them to cook.
I let the wife get a new oven cause man can she bake and cook! I jewed lowes down hard and sold the old oven on Craigslist so the $1000 oven he wanted was like $650 all said and done after I sold the old one.

[layddually]

Ps only buy the appliances is she is
a) a good cook
b) will use them to cook.
I let the wife get a new oven cause man can she bake and cook! I jewed lowes down hard and sold the old oven on Craigslist so the $1000 oven he wanted was like $650 all said and done after I sold the old one.

My wife threw the appliances on CL for free they are gone. I need the stuff for me to cook so I can stop eating out lol. Oh she did tell me maybe Xmas sex if I don't screw it up.

[Ironguruera]

X mas?!!? I'm with the other guy. Time to go someplace else for milk lol.

time to make some phone calls brother lol.

Free!?!? Wtf? I got $150 for stove that was at my house when I moved in. Used it 3 years as well lol.
If an appliance works its worth $100-$150 easy.

[layddually]

X mas?!!? I'm with the other guy. Time to go someplace else for milk lol.

time to make some phone calls brother lol.

Free!?!? Wtf? I got $150 for stove that was at my house when I moved in. Used it 3 years as well lol.
If an appliance works its worth $100-$150 easy.

Yea with me ex wife that would have been no problem shit I cheated on her before I was even with her lol.

I do have those numbers but it has been a while.

Yea free I was like wtf we could have gotten at least $500. We had 20+ emails in minutes.

[Nelson303]

Oh I remember remodeling the house for my wife and no sex. Got the house just how she wanted. She kicked my ass out and moved her x meth head boyfriend in with his fuck ing kids. After that. Bitch better be in the trenches with me working and have the same end goal. Or nothing. I fucked up by having princess inscribed in her ring. No more fucking princesses. I want a chick that can clean a deer and blow me at the same time. Is that to much to ask. Shit went off topic

[layddually]

Oh I remember remodeling the house for my wife and no sex. Got the house just how she wanted. She kicked my ass out and moved her x meth head boyfriend in with his fuck ing kids. After that. Bitch better be in the trenches with me working and have the same end goal. Or nothing. I fucked up by having princess inscribed in her ring. No more fucking princesses. I want a chick that can clean a deer and blow me at the same time. Is that to much to ask. Shit went off topic


Ha if you find a girl that can do that let me know if she has a sister.

[zedhed]

Dude its a 2 way street.
She asks she has to give. And sex is not a reward, thats fucked up man.
Get her on provi and then you will have to beat her off...LOL more then just verbally too! LMAO!
How old are you guyz if you dont mind me askin?

[layddually]

Dude its a 2 way street.
She asks she has to give. And sex is not a reward, thats fucked up man.
Get her on provi and then you will have to beat her off...LOL more then just verbally too! LMAO!
How old are you guyz if you dont mind me askin?

My wife and I are both 34.

[zedhed]

Def get her on the provi bro. You will both enjoy the diff.

[Ironguruera]

Yea with me ex wife that would have been no problem shit I cheated on her before I was even with her lol.

I do have those numbers but it has been a while.

Yea free I was like wtf we could have gotten at least $500. We had 20+ emails in minutes.

Lol u are a saint bro. I wouldn't be able to maintain. ESP not on gear lol!

Zed she is prego. He Can't do provi just yet. Does it work well on women?? I'll try my wife. She says she can't keep up. Having cockasuarusrex would be awesome !

[Nelson303]

37. X wife 30. Love. I sure don't miss it.

[red crayon]

A happy wife makes a happy life.
Yeah right. Dont get me wrong I like making my wife happy but women can get carried away with the house fixing thing. The next thing you know your in your own personal version of the Winchester House. Geezz.

[layddually]

A happy wife makes a happy life.
Yeah right. Dont get me wrong I like making my wife happy but women can get carried away with the house fixing thing. The next thing you know your in your own personal version of the Winchester House. Geezz.

Ha was just saying that today. My wife wouldn't be happy even if she won lotto.

[SisterSteel]

Lol u are a saint bro. I wouldn't be able to maintain. ESP not on gear lol!

Zed she is prego. He Can't do provi just yet. Does it work well on women?? I'll try my wife. She says she can't keep up. Having cockasuarusrex would be awesome !

Zed's speaking the truth. Proviron will have your wife very horny and you'll be very happy.

[Ironguruera]

Zed's speaking the truth. Proviron will have your wife very horny and you'll be very happy.

Good to know ! What dosage is right for a woman? I know var women use an infants amount lol. 12.5 mg enough pro v for a lady?

[Fuelfan]

I went through the same shit brother and I drank milk from a lot of different cows! In the long run that was the worst mistake I ever made in my life. Come to find out my wife wasn't enjoying sex because she wasn't able to have an orgasm (not from the lack of trying). A few years ago I talked her into getting a rabbit vibrator and shook hell broke loose! My wife now is like a teenager and wants sex constantly. Just sayin, maybe she isn't having good orgasms or any at all so it's not on that top priority list. I suggest 20 mgs of cialis (not Viagra) and a rabbit vibrator and she'll cum so hard she'll think the top of her head is going to blow off.

[zedhed]

Start at something like 25mg EOD bro and enjoy!

Fuel, love that story bro.

[Ironguruera]

I went through the same shit brother and I drank milk from a lot of different cows! In the long run that was the worst mistake I ever made in my life. Come to find out my wife wasn't enjoying sex because she wasn't able to have an orgasm (not from the lack of trying). A few years ago I talked her into getting a rabbit vibrator and shook hell broke loose! My wife now is like a teenager and wants sex constantly. Just sayin, maybe she isn't having good orgasms or any at all so it's not on that top priority list. I suggest 20 mgs of cialis (not Viagra) and a rabbit vibrator and she'll cum so hard she'll think the top of her head is going to blow off.

U might be onto something!! if I give the wife a bunch of 0's she's way more about getting it again. If we have quickies a bunch of times it loses fun for her cause she doesn't get off.

[Ironguruera]

Start at something like 25mg EOD bro and enjoy!

Fuel, love that story bro.

Ok will do.

[layddually]

Wow wife went really cheap on appliances because after our neighbors swarmed us we are not sure we want to live there long. As for the sex part she is 8.5 month preg and feels like shit so I kinda take it for what it is.

[Ironguruera]

Wow wife went really cheap on appliances because after our neighbors swarmed us we are not sure we want to live there long. As for the sex part she is 8.5 month preg and feels like shit so I kinda take it for what it is.

I feel for ya bro. My wife didn't want any last few months she was prego. Then the factory shut down for reconstruct for like 3 months after the baby. I was celibate for like 6-7 months. That shit sucks! thank god for free Internet porn lmao.

[layddually]

I feel for ya bro. My wife didn't want any last few months she was prego. Then the factory shut down for reconstruct for like 3 months after the baby. I was celibate for like 6-7 months. That shit sucks! thank god for free Internet porn lmao.

Lol free Internet porn is my best friend right now. It sux cause I have no privacy because we are still stuck at my inlaws so I find places to pull over in my truck.

[kazman68]

Lol free Internet porn is my best friend right now. It sux cause I have no privacy because we are still stuck at my inlaws so I find places to pull over in my truck.

Damn bro..I'm very sorry for you.

[Ironguruera]

Lol free Internet porn is my best friend right now. It sux cause I have no privacy because we are still stuck at my inlaws so I find places to pull over in my truck.

Lmao....don't get caught jerking off!

that's it lay Gimmie those numbers I'll hook u up lol.

[layddually]

Lmao....don't get caught jerking off!

that's it lay Gimmie those numbers I'll hook u up lol.

Lol I tossed them its been to long now. Holy shit one of my accounts hired a new receptionist OMG I almost lost it. Who told this chick a black leather mini skirt is work attire? I'm not complaining. The manager told me he has to look at her all day so he goes home and bangs the shit out of his old lady.

[layddually]

I can't even have privacy in the shower at my inlaws. I'm not allowed to lock the doors while showering incase my brother inlaw needs to use toilet. I do that to him to but it's different he takes a 2hr long shower.

[Ironguruera]

I can't even have privacy in the shower at my inlaws. I'm not allowed to lock the doors while showering incase my brother inlaw needs to use toilet. I do that to him to but it's different he takes a 2hr long shower.

My god bro u are being tested at every turn!!! I would have lost my cool long time ago. U have some serious patience!

At least u guys are in the new place now. Things will turn around brother. U can cook good food on the new Hell's Kitchen worthy setup your wife has created lol. The baby will be here soon enough. If she doesn't breast feed( which is a must to breast feed IMHO) u can be drugging her with proviron soon enough and be making up for lost time lol.

Things are turning bro....just slowly. By the new yr u should be well settled into a much happier living setup.

[layddually]

Got good news and bad news. Good news we moved out of inlaws today. Bad news I beat brother inlaws ass in front of his kids. I pulled the famous 500 kick to his chest little dude went flying.

[Ironguruera]

Lmfao!!! I would have paid good money for that show!

He had it coming......ppl forget that they can still get their ass kicked!

[kazman68]

Got good news and bad news. Good news we moved out of inlaws today. Bad news I beat brother inlaws ass in front of his kids. I pulled the famous 500 kick to his chest little dude went flying.

Sounds like he got what he deserved! So glad to hear your outta there.

[Skyling35]

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Got good news and bad news. Good news we moved out of inlaws today. Bad news I beat brother inlaws ass in front of his kids. I pulled the famous 500 kick to his chest little dude went flying.

Go something like this lol


http://youtu.be/Doik1_9ze5k

Did you scream out this is retarded as you did it haha

[layddually]

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Go something like this lol


http://youtu.be/Doik1_9ze5k

Did you scream out this is retarded as you did it haha

Minus the screaming. I went at him to just yell at him but he ran at me throwing his arms up saying "what the fuck you gonna do?" o he got kicked in the chest. As he was getting up I nailed him in the back of the head a couple times then flipped him over started choking him. His two boys, his mom, and my wife all yelling at me to get off him. Funniest thing ever I stood up backed off he got up his dad flew into action slamming him into the fence and holding him there lol. So then we go inside the asshole comes at me again saying just kill me. I grabbed him and body slammed his ass. Then he started crying and shit now my wife is pissed at me. Even though it started because he was being an ass to our 3yo daughter.

[layddually]

I so badly want to tell my wife see what happens when I don't get enough pussy.

[layddually]

The best part was while he was crying he said y'all know he is stronger than me why did you let him do that. WTF? If he knew that why did he try to be a bad ass?

The shitty part is my knuckle is swollen.

[layddually]

Oops I screwed up movie name 300 not 500 lol. That would have been funny if I would have yelled this is Sparta.

[Ironguruera]

The best part was while he was crying he said y'all know he is stronger than me why did you let him do that. WTF? If he knew that why did he try to be a bad ass?

The shitty part is my knuckle is swollen.

Lmfao....ok I would have paid double to see this glorious show.

At least his dad jumped in which means they know u were in the right and he was being the douche.

"You all know he is stronger then me why did u let him do that".....really?? Then don't mouth off dip shit!

[kazman68]

Sounds like going into a field with a big ass, testosterone, filled bull and kicking him in the nuts, then wondering why you got torn to pieces...duh...

[layddually]

Sounds like going into a field with a big ass, testosterone, filled bull and kicking him in the nuts, then wondering why you got torn to pieces...duh...

Exactly. If his kids and my daughter where not there I wouldn't have backed off. But I think I got my point across. I guess he thought I was just going to talk shit but I didn't say one word lol.

I'm THE Alpha male in this family.

[kazman68]

Exactly. If his kids and my daughter where not there I wouldn't have backed off. But I think I got my point across. I guess he thought I was just going to talk shit but I didn't say one word lol.

I'm THE Alpha male in this family.

I hear you, talk is talk, laying someone on their ass is action, I believe in action not talk...good job bro...lol

[Fuelfan]

Sometimes it takes a little action to get the point across. Bet he won't screw with you again! I've been down that path with an old boyfriend of my oldest daughters. I had to show him his windshield by way of his neck and for some reason all the other boyfriend after have always shown total respect. Stick to your guns brother and never let someone disrespect you!!!

[layddually]

Holy hell wife bought all new bed room for us and kids and now buying new living room shit because she thinks it's contaminated with ghost.

[Ironguruera]

Holy hell wife bought all new bed room for us and kids and now buying new living room shit because she thinks it's contaminated with ghost.

Take away payment methods brother! she needs to run this shit by u before spending like a drunken sailor!

[layddually]

Take away payment methods brother! she needs to run this shit by u before spending like a drunken sailor!

Wish I could.