Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it
So I havent been able to get any from wife for a long time because she was pregnant. Now she isn't and my 3yr old is cock blocking wtf? Me and wife start to play and bam she wakes up and won't go back to bed. Finally she goes back to bed and of course wifes done and tells me just go to sleep. Now I can't go to sleep and gonna have blue balls set in at any moments....
Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it
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layddually
So I havent been able to get any from wife for a long time because she was pregnant. Now she isn't and my 3yr old is cock blocking wtf? Me and wife start to play and bam she wakes up and won't go back to bed. Finally she goes back to bed and of course wifes done and tells me just go to sleep. Now I can't go to sleep and gonna have blue balls set in at any moments....
What I use to do with a girl I dated that would pull the same thing... lay in bed and beat off right beside her. It'll piss her off if you take a while.
Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it
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Bigmike
What I use to do with a girl I dated that would pull the same thing... lay in bed and beat off right beside her. It'll piss her off if you take a while.
Omg I am cracking up for real!
Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it
put some proviron in her coffee.
or backpage.com... hahahah
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Backpage just isn't the same something about those lactating titts really get me going. Then this morning we are getting ready for my daughters bday party and of course she puts on this black dress that instantly gives me a boner.