Lol I figure if I tell him the whole truth he will get too scared.
Ok I know a guy that was so sleep deprived from a new baby he back out of his garage.....with the door still down! True story! Now that's tired lol.
We got lucky with both babies being good about nursing and sleeping well during the night. My wife breast feeds( told her id break her legs otherwise) so until they take a bottle not much u can do during the night to help the wife. Baby wants milk at night not much else.
My 8 month old won't take a bottle and it's hell when I have to watch her as she's just hungry. I stick both kids in this cozy coupe toy car and walk em around the block until mom comes home with titties. It's the only thing that soothes the little one besides food. The toddler demands we go outside so outside we go lol. I figure its a nice time to tan and go shirtless and make the best of it.