My buddy was married to a Mormon girl (he's not Mormon) he was having dinner with her parents and the mom asked his wife how getting prego was going. She replied I've been giving him blowjobs daily cause he said that's the best way to get pregnant.......her dad almost fell out of his chair laughing so hard.
True story!
My other buddy also was dating a Mormon chick and she would blow him and have anal sex. One morning after their 1st time with anal sex she said I'm worried in pregnant....he was like u are joking right??
Yup they truly are that clueless.
Blah blah blah Latina's ass...blah blah blah!
Classic!!
Mattingly is a fictitious role-playing character. Kind of like Dungeons & Dragons...but for really big, cool people! Not only does Mattingly not take AAS, I doubt he could spell AAS.
Now thats funny!!!!!!
My wife kept telling me she wanted to have a baby so after several months I agreed to try for a baby. We had twins and she got fixed. Im not sure what the difference was but after only one try we had twin boys and she said we arent doing that anymore. lol.
I can top that a buddy of mine had one and the couple said ... you can't just have one and decided to have another one ,,,no drugs ..nothing but rocking the bed ..
triplets
so now he has 2 boys and 2 girls all with in 3 years
the wife was bed bound the last 3 months cause she was tiny ,, 5 ' tall ..