Got a Pain in left upper left abdomen...

[baby1]

All tests negative. They say I gotta mega turd stuck in my large intestine so they have me taking miralax so I can shit out this mega turd!

Glad to hear nothing serious and it sux to be full of shit, lol. Good luck with the move

[MuscleAddiction]

All tests negative. They say I gotta mega turd stuck in my large intestine so they have me taking miralax so I can shit out this mega turd!

Damn...so you are full of shit chesty!!! Well drink that coffee, eat them prunes, have your wife put on the rubber glove and grab the Vaseline and get MEGA TURD out of you!!! Enjoy the process...at the end it will feel soooooooo good!!!

[Encino_Mang]

Fiber!!!

[Orange24]

Smooth move

[chesty]

Lol. 49 years and never a stuck turd. That shit sucks!

[teddybear]

sorry to hear your pain but at least its not serious , im guessing there is going to be a lot "shit"jokes

[chesty]

I certainly hope so!

[chrisotpherm]

Damn...so you are full of shit chesty!!! Well drink that coffee, eat them prunes, have your wife put on the rubber glove and grab the Vaseline and get MEGA TURD out of you!!! Enjoy the process...at the end it will feel soooooooo good!!!

Lolololol.

[xdude]

Damn...so you are full of shit chesty!!! Well drink that coffee, eat them prunes, have your wife put on the rubber glove and grab the Vaseline and get MEGA TURD out of you!!! Enjoy the process...at the end it will feel soooooooo good!!!

hmmm prunes!

[BigBones]

Did it fill the bowl or poke you in the ass? How mega was it?


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