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    3 cups oats
    1/2 cup PB
    1 cup whole milk
    5 scoops choc whey protein
    2 whole eggs
    2 tablespoons milled flax seed

    Mix all ingredients in a bowl until it becomes a good sticky consistency. Pour into a greased baking dish (I prefer glass) and bake at 350 for 15-20 minutes.

    Don't ask me about serving size or nutritional info because I wasn't born with a vagina... Just fucking eat em. They're amazing!

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    Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

    I forgot to mention one more thing: if anyone dares screw up this awesome recipe by using egg whites or skim milk I hope you get cursed with the worst case of gyno known to man...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bruiser View Post
      I forgot to mention one more thing: if anyone dares screw up this awesome recipe by using egg whites or skim milk I hope you get cursed with the worst case of gyno known to man...
      What if I used nutella instead of PB!?

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      • #4
        Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

        Originally posted by Frustratez View Post
        What if I used nutella instead of PB!?
        I bet that would be good too. And I wouldn't curse you with gyno because Nutella wouldn't foofoo it up! Lol.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bruiser View Post
          I bet that would be good too. And I wouldn't curse you with gyno because Nutella wouldn't foofoo it up! Lol.
          I'll whip some up here in a little bit after a run to Walmart

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          • #6
            Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

            Originally posted by Frustratez View Post
            I'll whip some up here in a little bit after a run to Walmart
            Iv;e seen a recipe close to this, yours looks awesome, lots of good calories/protein.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by kazman68 View Post
              Iv;e seen a recipe close to this, yours looks awesome, lots of good calories/protein.
              I just got back with flax seed and oats its about to go down in the kitchen lmao

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              • #8
                Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

                Originally posted by Frustratez View Post
                I just got back with flax seed and oats its about to go down in the kitchen lmao
                Tear it up bro! Wish you could send me a few for tonight, Saturday is cheat/re feed day.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by kazman68 View Post
                  Tear it up bro! Wish you could send me a few for tonight, Saturday is cheat/re feed day.
                  That's when you hit cicis pizza buffet and eat all the pizza they put out hahah. My first cycle I lived at buffets I was a garbage disposal I could eat till I looked like I ate a baby

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                  • #10
                    Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

                    Originally posted by kazman68 View Post
                    Iv;e seen a recipe close to this, yours looks awesome, lots of good calories/protein.
                    I love them! They're awesome for protein bars, and if you throw in some sugar, they taste like brownies.

                    Originally posted by Frustratez View Post
                    I just got back with flax seed and oats its about to go down in the kitchen lmao
                    Let me know how they turn out with Nutella.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

                      These do sound delicious. If someone has any leftover they can send them this way.
                      DISCLAIMER: "SisterSteel" is a fictitious character with the sole purpose to entertain. Any information/advice given out, stated, or implied is for entertainment only and should not be considered the advocation of any illegal activity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

                        I may have to modify this recipe a bit and add some 'herbal goodness' 420 protein bars...yum...)p
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kazman68 View Post
                          I may have to modify this recipe a bit and add some 'herbal goodness' 420 protein bars...yum...)p
                          I was thinking the same haha

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                          • #14
                            Re: Choc, PB protein bulk bars

                            Originally posted by Frustratez View Post
                            I was thinking the same haha
                            Rofl I bet I could easily eat 5000 calories worth of these.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by kazman68 View Post
                              Rofl I bet I could easily eat 5000 calories worth of these.
                              So I did cookies and cream mutant mass protein and did nutella instead of PB . They taste like chocolate cookies and cream hell there so good my girlfriends snorkie wants to bulk on them hahah .
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