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Frustratez
10-28-2012, 01:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXplN23ALM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Ironguruera
10-28-2012, 04:16 PM
Lmao! I saw that shit last week and meant to post it. I love the throw at the end !!

SisterSteel
10-28-2012, 05:04 PM
You have to drop it out in front after you're done C&J a weight. lol

kazman68
10-28-2012, 06:53 PM
You have to drop it out in front after you're done C&J a weight. lol

LOl watch her bounce off the mat a few times, like bumper plates...

zedhed
10-29-2012, 12:36 PM
LMFAO!!!
My wife even laughed at that.

EZ_E
10-29-2012, 07:34 PM
It took me a second to realize he was actually going to pick up a female person

And who says gym guys are dumb?

~EZ

bigcivic
10-29-2012, 07:38 PM
Definitely should have showed her hit the ground

kazman68
10-29-2012, 07:43 PM
It took me a second to realize he was actually going to pick up a female person

And who says gym guys are dumb?

~EZ


Planet Fitness does.

EZ_E
10-29-2012, 08:04 PM
Planet who?

~EZ

kazman68
10-29-2012, 08:26 PM
Planet who?

~EZ

Planet Fitness there commercials are always making fun of 'muscleheads; it's a fitness center that DOES NOT like true BB, no chalk ,no deadlifting, they even have an alarm that goes off if you make to much noise while training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610

http://www.youtube.com/user/planetfitnessnh?v=wPcKxcZ18uc

Skyling35
10-29-2012, 08:33 PM
Fuckin hilarious!! Spit water all over my phone.

Reminds me of a few years ago I was heavy into kettle bells and my trainer was telling me to do Turkish get ups. Didn't know what the fuck they were. http://youtu.be/wDl0dNdoYuY. Found this video and tried to use my girlfriend as a weight. She couldn't hold her arms tight and slipped loose and fell smack on top of me as I was coming back down. Smashed my head into a damn wall.

kazman68
10-29-2012, 08:39 PM
Fuckin hilarious!! Spit water all over my phone.

Reminds me of a few years ago I was heavy into kettle bells and my trainer was telling me to do Turkish get ups. Didn't know what the fuck they were. http://youtu.be/wDl0dNdoYuY. Found this video and tried to use my girlfriend as a weight. She couldn't hold her arms tight and slipped loose and fell smack on top of me as I was coming back down. Smashed my head into a damn wall.


Those look very hard, you would need a lot of overall body strength as well as balance, that would be good for mma training.

Skyling35
10-29-2012, 08:48 PM
Those look very hard, you would need a lot of overall body strength as well as balance, that would be good for mma training.

They sure aren't easy. Most weight I ever got up to was 100-110, and that was shaky as hell goin up. In my eyes just as you said its a terrific mma specific exercise. Balancing the heavier weights was probably the most difficult. Not so much lifting it but controlling it as you go up and not losin the eight forward or backwards.

I've done em with kettle bells and barbells. Kettle bells were far easier but only come so heavy.

EZ_E
10-31-2012, 07:44 PM
Planet Fitness there commercials are always making fun of 'muscleheads; it's a fitness center that DOES NOT like true BB, no chalk ,no deadlifting, they even have an alarm that goes off if you make to much noise while training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610

http://www.youtube.com/user/planetfitnessnh?v=wPcKxcZ18uc

I know that was a joke, meaning PF doesn't count

~EZ

kazman68
10-31-2012, 07:46 PM
I know that was a joke, meaning PF doesn't count

~EZ


Gotcha...

SisterSteel
10-31-2012, 08:11 PM
Planet Fitness there commercials are always making fun of 'muscleheads; it's a fitness center that DOES NOT like true BB, no chalk ,no deadlifting, they even have an alarm that goes off if you make to much noise while training.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610

http://www.youtube.com/user/planetfitnessnh?v=wPcKxcZ18uc

I can't believe they not only say it's ok to be lazy and worthless, they praise it and make fun of those who would have some work ethic by labeling us stupid and slow.

kazman68
10-31-2012, 08:50 PM
I can't believe they not only say it's ok to be lazy and worthless, they praise it and make fun of those who would have some work ethic by labeling us stupid and slow.

I believe it's designed of more of a 'pick up club' then a true gym, or even a descent fitness center, I train at my local Y anymore, and there are plenty of serious guys/ladies there. A few" goofs" but every gym will have those.

red crayon
11-01-2012, 11:23 AM
I just dont get PF. Only a desk jockey would want to go to a gym like that. I just dont get it. Does any one know of a way to pick up women at the gym? I couldnt even try to pick up a woman there, my wife would find out and kick my ass. She is an only girl with 3 brothers and we all give her her respect, she has erned it! A few times I have had women come up and hit on me (I bet they didnt have their glasses on, lol). I think a list of how to do it would be interesting.

EZ_E
11-03-2012, 07:31 PM
You guys have to look @ it from a marketing perspective. WE wouldn't go there. EVER. WE are 5% of the population, if that. The other 95% of lazy society is prefect for that place. The commercial where he guy says "Drain these suckers bank accounts!" is pretty tounge in cheek, they're doing that....catering to the bigger piece of the pie.....which they also serve there I think....

~EZ

kazman68
11-03-2012, 08:02 PM
You guys have to look @ it from a marketing perspective. WE wouldn't go there. EVER. WE are 5% of the population, if that. The other 95% of lazy society is prefect for that place. The commercial where he guy says "Drain these suckers bank accounts!" is pretty tounge in cheek, they're doing that....catering to the bigger piece of the pie.....which they also serve there I think....

~EZ


I agree...we are the minority I have manged a couple gyms/fitness centers, I welcomed the hard core guys/lady's as long as everyone obeyed the rules..and most of them did..I had more problems with the old grumpy people bitching about the whirlpool or sauna.

Nelson303
11-03-2012, 11:12 PM
Well PF escorted my fat ass right out the door. They have shit for weights. I had every 45 in the place. Was doing deads. Drop sets. After. Getting up to 455. Got a little off balance. I dropped it. Oops every fucking body in there stopped and looked. 5 min later. Out the door. Not to nice.

kazman68
11-03-2012, 11:22 PM
Well PF escorted my fat ass right out the door. They have shit for weights. I had every 45 in the place. Was doing deads. Drop sets. After. Getting up to 455. Got a little off balance. I dropped it. Oops every fucking body in there stopped and looked. 5 min later. Out the door. Not to nice.

You should have taken a shit on the floor before you left...

Ironguruera
11-04-2012, 12:09 AM
You should have taken a shit on the floor before you left...

Lmao! I like your style kaz!

kazman68
11-04-2012, 12:23 AM
Lmao! I like your style kaz!

Lmao we should all go together and get thrown out..and leave a massive combined elephant turd on the floor ;)

Nelson303
11-04-2012, 09:21 AM
Yeah, I almost punched the dude. Was starting to freak. Then in the mirror I saw the cops walking up behind me. So I tried to play it cool. Two of the older ladies that goto my gym too. They saw the whole thing. It's the running joke at my gym. So my boy and I got chains to make more noise. But I just am loud when it gets heavy. But it's fun. And every couple of weeks I hear all the guys wanting to go in there and get thrown out. But, PF gives out free pizza on Fridays. Oh and free cokes. Fuck planet fitness.

kazman68
11-04-2012, 08:40 PM
Yeah, I almost punched the dude. Was starting to freak. Then in the mirror I saw the cops walking up behind me. So I tried to play it cool. Two of the older ladies that goto my gym too. They saw the whole thing. It's the running joke at my gym. So my boy and I got chains to make more noise. But I just am loud when it gets heavy. But it's fun. And every couple of weeks I hear all the guys wanting to go in there and get thrown out. But, PF gives out free pizza on Fridays. Oh and free cokes. Fuck planet fitness.


Well said Nelson..Fuck them! Btw the cops have to be getting sick of this pf shit..they came to escort a correction officer out for grunting, I'm sure they have better things to do then escort 'grunters' out of pf.