Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

[layddually]

So I havent been able to get any from wife for a long time because she was pregnant. Now she isn't and my 3yr old is cock blocking wtf? Me and wife start to play and bam she wakes up and won't go back to bed. Finally she goes back to bed and of course wifes done and tells me just go to sleep. Now I can't go to sleep and gonna have blue balls set in at any moments....

[Ironguruera]

lol I love when they flip that sex switch. Nope let's go to bed....fml lol.

Kids are awesome.....but hell on the sex life for sure!

Get a flesh light lol. That pussy always wants to fuck me hahahhahaha!

That's the only part of gear that does suck is being raging horny and the wife or g/f is not on the same page.......like u said u toss and turn(until your raging boner stops u from rolling all the way over lol) and huff and puff in bed.

Guy I work with said he was so mad at his wife he pushed her right out of the bed!! She was like u pushed me?!? He said wtf are u talking about u just rolled off the bed hahahahha.

If she isn't breast feeding......it's proviron roofie time lolz.

Sorry for my crude post.....I'm blasted lol. Long week......

[Bigmike]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

So I havent been able to get any from wife for a long time because she was pregnant. Now she isn't and my 3yr old is cock blocking wtf? Me and wife start to play and bam she wakes up and won't go back to bed. Finally she goes back to bed and of course wifes done and tells me just go to sleep. Now I can't go to sleep and gonna have blue balls set in at any moments....

What I use to do with a girl I dated that would pull the same thing... lay in bed and beat off right beside her. It'll piss her off if you take a while.

[NTL]

My wife says it's like living with a teenage boy. I'm always trying to get some.

[mj_0360]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

What I use to do with a girl I dated that would pull the same thing... lay in bed and beat off right beside her. It'll piss her off if you take a while.

Omg I am cracking up for real!

[tk12]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

put some proviron in her coffee.
or backpage.com... hahahah

[Ironguruera]

put some proviron in her coffee.
or backpage.com... hahahah

I keep hearing about this backpage....but for gun stuff. Now u say there are lady friends on here eh? Lol.


yea I pulled the beat off one before. She woke up and was like why is the bed moving? Hahahahah!

both my grandpas had ladies on the side lol.....

[exphys88]

Redbook

[layddually]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

Backpage just isn't the same something about those lactating titts really get me going. Then this morning we are getting ready for my daughters bday party and of course she puts on this black dress that instantly gives me a boner.

[babablacksheep]

I'm right there with you guys

[ineedtogrow]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

pull the dress up and rail her bro. go get you some

[zedhed]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

Ask her if you can at least beat off and cum on her titz man.

[Ironguruera]

Ask her if you can at least beat off and cum on her titz man.

Hahahahaha well played !

[SisterSteel]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

I say put ground up proviron in her coffee or oj. That will take care of it.

[Sherk]

The problem is the baby waking up. So slip a little rum in the bottle. Not only will I sooth the tummy and warm him/her up but it will also knock'em out. Lol.