Valentine's Day is coming up

[chrisotpherm]

Hey family what are you getting your wife, boo, or your lonely selves???

[jerome simpson]

A Youporn HD subscription

[zedhed]

The old stand by Flowers. They really cheer her up.
But a hella ton of em this time around!

[Lunchbox]

Paying for her speeding ticket.... lmao

[ordawg1]

The old stand by Flowers. They really cheer her up.
But a hella ton of em this time around!


She deserves it !! Give her a big hug from the old guy !-Thanks-OD

[Wallycn]

Well since I just got divorced, I got myself some gear to run a 10 week blast!!!! I love it, perfect gift!!!

[zedhed]

She deserves it !! Give her a big hug from the old guy !-Thanks-OD
Thanks bro will do fosho.
Much (brotherly) love Dawg!

[babablacksheep]

I'm sorry to hear that wallcyn....

[Fuelfan]

My wife has been eyeing and talking about this ring at the jewelery store for a while now so I think i'm going to surprise her and go get it, she is totally worth it! Oh and she wants to start some var so I'll be getting some of that as well. And I may let her sit on my upright ORGAN! :-)

[chrisotpherm]

Zed you have a pm my brother.

[chrisotpherm]

Mine has been eyeing an tablet so I think I'm gonna give her that. Either that or she wants her windows tinted.

[chrisotpherm]

Bump!

[CWB]

Im probably going to go with flowers, card, and an OZ of Pineapple Express. Theres been a ton of armed robberies in my area lately so I may go with taking her to get her first firearm. Ive been playing with the idea of a life insurance policy with her as the sole beneficiary but Ive decided that Valentines day is the wrong time for this gift.

[Ecto]

I got mine a dozen roses and a dozen chocolate covered strawberrries from Shari's Berries or berries.com, I'm sure we do the usual "dinner" out, no much to do in a small town.

[BigBones]

We are heading to FL for a 5 day, long weekend trip. She loves roller coasters so I figure Busch Gardens will be a nice little gift. On Vday I am making her grill cheese with bacon (her two favorite things, she so luckily with her amazing metabolism), shaping the sandwich like a heart and chocolate mousse from chocolate from the place she considers the best up here. :)

[BigBones]

Im probably going to go with flowers, card, and an OZ of Pineapple Express. Theres been a ton of armed robberies in my area lately so I may go with taking her to get her first firearm. Ive been playing with the idea of a life insurance policy with her as the sole beneficiary but Ive decided that Valentines day is the wrong time for this gift.

Mmm PineEx. Man Iong for the days we can find some good smoke. The firearm is a great idea. Follow it up with some practice! It will get her all spun and want to jump your bones after I am sure. By the way, IMO, good call on holding off the "just in case I die" paperwork. :)

[Sherk]

My dick in a box. But I think she'll be more excited about the ring, box of dark chocolate and flowers. She's been wanting me to upgrade her engagement ring so I went and made her a custom one instead. I just hope it's done in time. I got a late start on it.

[Vicious 13]

My wife will be on a business trip in Florida :(
Sucks

[Ironguruera]

A box of donuts for her to eat off my dick! Lmao!

[chrisotpherm]

Ditto

Lol, yeah if you did that would be a very long day and one you won't forget. I too am looking at a hand gun for my gal. I like the 380 specials as they are small enough to fit her hand and for her to control.

[chrisotpherm]

I got mine a dozen roses and a dozen chocolate covered strawberrries from Shari's Berries or berries.com, I'm sure we do the usual "dinner" out, no much to do in a small town.

Hey bubba its not how much we give but what we give from. This is classy gift man and know she will love it!

[chrisotpherm]

We are heading to FL for a 5 day, long weekend trip. She loves roller coasters so I figure Busch Gardens will be a nice little gift. On Vday I am making her grill cheese with bacon (her two favorite things, she so luckily with her amazing metabolism), shaping the sandwich like a heart and chocolate mousse from chocolate from the place she considers the best up here. :)

Man that sounds like a blast bro. I hope yall have a fun safe trip and eat a funnel cake for me. Lol.

[chrisotpherm]

My dick in a box. But I think she'll be more excited about the ring, box of dark chocolate and flowers. She's been wanting me to upgrade her engagement ring so I went and made her a custom one instead. I just hope it's done in time. I got a late start on it.

Yeah the ring will probably be bigger anyways bro. Lololololol, jk. You know I love you. She is going to love it man. I use to mess with my wife when we were younger by going to the jewelry store a month before d-day and let her try on some jewelry she like; then I would bring home some cheap hideous ring and give her. She was always so sweet. The look on her face was priceless as you could tell she es thinking I'm taking this back as soon as he goes to sleep but would always be so appreciative and then would bring out the real deal and she would just say "that's just not right". Lol. Worked for a couple years and then had to live onto more clever things of teasing. Lol.

[chrisotpherm]

My wife will be on a business trip in Florida :(
Sucks

Sorry to hear that man. You could mess with her by video chatting with her the day of and say well love when you get back this is what will be wasiting on you. Whatever gift it is show her and man either she will say that's not right or you will get cursed out. Good thing is she is out of town and will be cooled off by the time she gets back. Lol.


A box of donuts for her to eat off my dick! Lmao!

Lol. I bet you won't show her your post! Lololololol.

[MuscleAddiction]

The old stand by Flowers. They really cheer her up.
But a hella ton of em this time around!

Give her our best bro...always in mine and Mrs. thoughts buddy!

[MuscleAddiction]

Ink...for birthday's, Christmas, Mom's Day, Valentine's Day instead of spending money on cards and flowers, we get eachother time at our tattoo artist...she isn't the type of girl that likes jewelry or monetary things, but will get her chocolates of course :D!

[Ironguruera]

Lol. I bet you won't show her your post! Lololololol.

I'm pretty sure ive told her that line before!

My wife is awesome. She thinks valentines day is bullshit. We just spend the night at home and make a nice dinner. Or we go someplace nice the day before or after valentines day.

[Wallycn]

Im probably going to go with flowers, card, and an OZ of Pineapple Express. Theres been a ton of armed robberies in my area lately so I may go with taking her to get her first firearm. Ive been playing with the idea of a life insurance policy with her as the sole beneficiary but Ive decided that Valentines day is the wrong time for this gift.
An OZ of weed and a gun......now that is what I would want someone to get me.

[chrisotpherm]

Give her our best bro...always in mine and Mrs. thoughts buddy!

Same here ZED my brother much love from my family!!!

[chrisotpherm]

I'm pretty sure ive told her that line before!

My wife is awesome. She thinks valentines day is bullshit. We just spend the night at home and make a nice dinner. Or we go someplace nice the day before or after valentines day.

She may think that, but we both know when you make it special the little girl inside of her is applauding your loving actions!!!

[chrisotpherm]

Ink...for birthday's, Christmas, Mom's Day, Valentine's Day instead of spending money on cards and flowers, we get eachother time at our tattoo artist...she isn't the type of girl that likes jewelry or monetary things, but will get her chocolates of course :D!

That is awesome man. My wife loves ink too man. We finally found a real good artist here that we can actually trust.

[chrisotpherm]

An OZ of weed and a gun......now that is what I would want someone to get me.

lololololol. I like you now!

[Ironguruera]

She may think that, but we both know when you make it special the little girl inside of her is applauding your loving actions!!!

She loves flowers but spontaneous ones just cause. She hates the crowds and bullshit fighting for a valentines days dinner spot where we live. I get way more brownie points with a sweet text or random flowers or note.

I told her the donut line today cause she mentioned valentines day. She died laughing, and got excited :P

[AlphaMuscle]

YAY! can't wait to get ripped off for a few bunch of flowers! It's big marketing scam in which I have no choice but to participate in or face the wrath of my gf

[chrisotpherm]

She loves flowers but spontaneous ones just cause. She hates the crowds and bullshit fighting for a valentines days dinner spot where we live. I get way more brownie points with a sweet text or random flowers or note.

I told her the donut line today cause she mentioned valentines day. She died laughing, and got excited :P

My gal is like this too. She likes me to Keep It Simple Stupid, and so glad for it as I am a cave man at times. LOL.

[chrisotpherm]

YAY! can't wait to get ripped off for a few bunch of flowers! It's big marketing scam in which I have no choice but to participate in or face the wrath of my gf


Oh yeah. I mean my couch sleeps good, but not that good on Valentine's Day. LOL. Brother needs some loving as I am running way to much test. LOLOLOL.

[Fuelfan]

My dick in a box. But I think she'll be more excited about the ring, box of dark chocolate and flowers. She's been wanting me to upgrade her engagement ring so I went and made her a custom one instead. I just hope it's done in time. I got a late start on it.

Oh the old cock in a box gift huh? That's always a sure thing!

[Fuelfan]

I bought so Fucking roses last night after the gym on an impulse buy and I get home to stock them in a vase and EVERY leaf on 2 dozen roses fell off on the floor! I set them next to the bed so she would see them when she got up....well she just text me and ask why I picked all the leaves off! F... hey Rickitiki text me and I'll tell you where NOT to buy you bride flowers at.

[chrisotpherm]

Oh the old cock in a box gift huh? That's always a sure thing!
Lol.



I bought so Fucking roses last night after the gym on an impulse buy and I get home to stock them in a vase and EVERY leaf on 2 dozen roses fell off on the floor! I set them next to the bed so she would see them when she got up....well she just text me and ask why I picked all the leaves off! F... hey Rickitiki text me and I'll tell you where NOT to buy you bride flowers at.

Well I bet you couldn't help buy laugh and say in your head yep babe you got me I picked off the leaves on purpose. Lol.

[Fuelfan]

Lol.




Well I bet you couldn't help buy laugh and say in your head yep babe you got me I picked off the leaves on purpose. Lol.

I just had to shake my head and laugh. She just came out to bring me lunch and I have her the ring I'd got for her and it made her cry so that was kinda nice. It's going to be a good night!