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AlphaMuscle
02-13-2013, 01:22 PM
Check this, I was at the gym today and some douche decides its OK to use the bench area for their crazy cardio acrobatic shit, not only that, he came into the sauna but naked balls hangin.....not kool bro not kool!

There's too many to list myself, so come on guys share your frustration.

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Orange24
02-13-2013, 01:33 PM
Uses the squat rack for 30-40 min. So lame. This dude was enormous tho so I couldn't argue

Negao
02-13-2013, 01:45 PM
Sitting on a bench or at the barbell military press and holding a full on conversation... ON THE PHONE.

Negao
02-13-2013, 01:55 PM
Oh! Oh! May I go again?

Thank you.

Disturbing a lifter in the middle of a lift! Pisses me the fuck off! Let me share...

So I'm squatting and feeling Ronnie Coleman/Branch Warren like on this particular day. You know the kind of day at the gym where you feel invincible? Where you think, "Man, everything came together for THIS very moment". I was slapping plates on the bar, put it on my shoulders, step back and put my ass to the floor. 10 reps. BAM! On either side 3 plates...

...4 plates...

...5 plates!!!

I had never done 5 plates. I was back. I was feeling it! I gotta push it. Its the only way, right? 6 plates on either side. 12 total!

Knees wrapped. Breathing normal. Legs shaky, but good. If I can push this to 6 reps then I'm the man. I get under it, a huge guy walks over to spot me (without me asking), the music is good in my ears. I stand, the bar bends across my shoulders and I go down, I come up and my legs are screaming! I go down again and...!!!

A woman comes over, waves her hand in my face to get my attention and is mouthing words. I barely make it back up, rack the weights. I pull my earbud outta my ear and say, "What?!" She says...

"I wanted to know if you were using these weights over here."

I walked into the locker room, get dressed and went the fuck home.

Thanks LA Fitness.

Vicious 13
02-13-2013, 04:10 PM
Take 40 minutes to do a a 3 set bench that should take no more than 10 or 15 that's my biggest complaint people take way to much break time in between sets I like to get in knock it out go home

baby1
02-13-2013, 05:14 PM
Yell like they are taking a shit when they are doing a rep!!! This big lug is so loud you can hear him anywhere in the gym

Bigmike
02-13-2013, 05:54 PM
No homo... this guy that doesn't wear boxers. He only wear basketball shorts while free balling. You ask... Mike how do you know that? Because he always gets a boner watching himself lift in the mirror. He's only embarrassing himself with a little roll of quarters... but at least he's happy with his progress... very happy apparently.

Wallycn
02-13-2013, 06:44 PM
It pisses me off when people use weights and equipment and then just leave everything sitting there when they are done. Im not your mother, put away your shit! I also cant stand when people are not considerate of others, your are not the only person in the gym, have some manners. Lastly is the bro that has bad BO or left his shirt in the washer for to long so now that he is breaking a sweat he reeks of Mildew. I have actually told a guy that he stinks and should leave the gym. I cant workout properly if I have to breath in your nasty funk.

Right now Im on Tren so a lot of things are pissing me off. I just have to step back, breath and think to myself that it would not be appropriate to monkey stomp some jackass in the middle of the gym.

Mattingly
02-13-2013, 07:02 PM
Gentlemen, you are all so correct. That is exactly why I have built a home gym in my garage! I just don't know what goes through most people's heads any more. Intolerable!!

Sherk
02-13-2013, 07:10 PM
What bugs me the most is three things that happen quite frequently.
1: motherfuckers curling in the squat rack
2: motherfuckers stinking like a fucking cigarette
3: motherfuckers pulling db from the rack then curling right I front of it so you have to tell them to get the fuck out of the way to put them back or grab another.
4: dumb ass kids asking me if I can get them "roids"
5: fat asses and skeletors asking me what my secret is and interrupting my focus to ask for advice. I'm not a fucking trainer or nutritionist.

Ok that was more than three but I swear its almost a daily thing. I switched to working out at 5am to avoid those situations. Now I just get the occasional old fat fuck asking me how they can achieve a better physique and actually start loosing weight. I usually point them in the direction of the trainers desk and say they'll be here by 7am. Lol

MuscleAddiction
02-13-2013, 08:17 PM
People who piss me off at the gym!

Nelson303
02-13-2013, 09:40 PM
What bugs me the most is three things that happen quite frequently.
1: motherfuckers curling in the squat rack
2: motherfuckers stinking like a fucking cigarette
3: motherfuckers pulling db from the rack then curling right I front of it so you have to tell them to get the fuck out of the way to put them back or grab another.
4: dumb ass kids asking me if I can get them "roids"
5: fat asses and skeletors asking me what my secret is and interrupting my focus to ask for advice. I'm not a fucking trainer or nutritionist.

Ok that was more than three but I swear its almost a daily thing. I switched to working out at 5am to avoid those situations. Now I just get the occasional old fat fuck asking me how they can achieve a better physique and actually start loosing weight. I usually point them in the direction of the trainers desk and say they'll be here by 7am. Lol

Fucking BINGO. And I'm on my last gym in town. Kicked out of a few for not moving over. And letting the real juice heads in. Love watching a idiot. Was in leg press. Guy walks over. Can I work in. I'm like sure but don't fuck up my routine. So 12 plates he's bitching. I said get the fuck up. 20 plates he's in the corner telling everyone how he hung with me on legs. Fucking pussy stopped at 12 plates. Love idiots.

rikkitikkitavi
02-13-2013, 10:26 PM
What gets me is when people throw dumbbells and plates back on the tracks out of order. Like a while ago some douche must have done sets with the 50's-70's and must have taken them all off and put them all back at the same time, because I went to grab the 60's and I ended up with a 55 in one hand and couldn't figure out what was wrong until I put them back. I thought I was off balance or something. And I love to have to pull a 10, a 5, and a 25 off to get to a 45 plates because some dumb ass is to lazy to put them where he got them from. I swear half my lifts are in reorganizing the gym.

Sherk
02-13-2013, 10:30 PM
Fucking BINGO. And I'm on my last gym in town. Kicked out of a few for not moving over. And letting the real juice heads in. Love watching a idiot. Was in leg press. Guy walks over. Can I work in. I'm like sure but don't fuck up my routine. So 12 plates he's bitching. I said get the fuck up. 20 plates he's in the corner telling everyone how he hung with me on legs. Fucking pussy stopped at 12 plates. Love idiots.

I'm the asshole that says no when people ask to work in. I go in there with a plan and stick to it. I don't want some guy holding me up or tryin to talk to me. It's strictly business when I'm in there and I try to stay focused on the task in hand and block out everyone.

vinchenzo79
02-13-2013, 10:56 PM
I hate when I get back to the locker room, and there's guys walking around with shit hanging out having conversations with others guys with there shit out. Put a towel on or something. Geeze. smh. ^^^ I'm the same way bro. I get the nasties look from people..."can I jump in..", "No". I have my sets timed. In an out.

Sherk
02-13-2013, 11:38 PM
I hate when I get back to the locker room, and there's guys walking around with shit hanging out having conversations with others guys with there shit out. Put a towel on or something. Geeze. smh. ^^^ I'm the same way bro. I get the nasties look from people..."can I jump in..", "No". I have my sets timed. In an out.

Glad I'm not the only asshole. Lol

Nelson303
02-13-2013, 11:57 PM
Shrek, man I can't afford to switch gums. I go at 5am when they open. The morning crew is all cops or x military. So. Normally a good crew. But when I go at odd times. I have to be kinda nice. But when people work in I talk complete shit to them. My fun.

ozzie90
02-14-2013, 02:36 AM
I could write a book. Hate when 135 lb trainers take up as much space as possible with their clients. They usually have them doing some bullshit routine they pulled out of that months issue of Men's Health. Get the fuck out of my way. What is that? Kettle bells, Pilates, isometrics, jumping rope lunging all over the GD gym without any regard for someone actually pushing weight.

vinchenzo79
02-14-2013, 09:31 AM
^^^^^ nipped that one bro!! Forgot all about that. We have like 3 or 4 of those, skinny old guys, an 1 really over weight guy training people. I'm like...you could learn more on google. Lol

Deavib2
04-21-2013, 12:55 PM
Take 40 moments to do a a 3 set regular that should take no more than 10 or 15 that's my greatest issue individuals take way to much crack period of time in between places I like to get in affect it out go house......

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Fuelfan
04-21-2013, 02:15 PM
Ironic this thread popped up. I was Fucking pissed off this morning at the gym. I was getting ready to do some decline bench and I had to round up weights and put them on the racks on the bench and as i'm rounding up some collars I turn around and some stupid Fuck was taking my weights that I just put on. After I went and got more weights and put them back on my bench my daughter came offer and ask for help, as I was doing that some other Fuck came and took my weights and my freakin collars, I was pissed off. I watched this little pussy do his first set, got up and walked to the drinking fountain so I took the weights off his bar, put them on mine and I gave him the death stare.

Ironguruera
04-21-2013, 02:57 PM
Everything lol. I wanna smash all their heads together like Conan lol.

The local golds has a $100 sign up and $10 a month to month program now. Fucking amateur hour.......it's like a fitness club in there now.

I could make those epic fail workout videos daily of these ass clowns.

Ironguruera
04-21-2013, 03:00 PM
Ironic this thread popped up. I was Fucking pissed off this morning at the gym. I was getting ready to do some decline bench and I had to round up weights and put them on the racks on the bench and as i'm rounding up some collars I turn around and some stupid Fuck was taking my weights that I just put on. After I went and got more weights and put them back on my bench my daughter came offer and ask for help, as I was doing that some other Fuck came and took my weights and my freakin collars, I was pissed off. I watched this little pussy do his first set, got up and walked to the drinking fountain so I took the weights off his bar, put them on mine and I gave him the death stare.

Lmfao!! some idiot kid comes to me and asks hey how many sets u have left. I look to my left and 3 yes 3 other lat pull down stations are open. I turned to him and said I just started......use any of those.
If he was looking for help or tips I'd gladly help.

tk12
04-22-2013, 09:23 AM
Trainers using up alot of space- taking forever..

Fucking tards pulling a bench real close to the dumbells where you cant get by.

and idiots that won't take a shower.. We don't want to smell you..

chrisotpherm
04-22-2013, 11:40 AM
I don't like being talked to when I'm in the gym. It's nothing personal but I'm on a mission not catch up on how you want to get bigger.

zedhed
04-22-2013, 05:12 PM
So glad I work out at home. I only have to put up with me.

teddybear
05-08-2013, 11:02 PM
I just hate people in my way , like shit does everybody got to hog up the stuff right when I need it.
This past jan-march soooo many newbs in the gym and there all curling there arms off,I cant find a pair of dumbbells under 40 lbs anymore.

and there is a couple in the gym she always spots him , no big deal who cares right ? Buttt he is a loud lifter we can hear his every rep all over the gym ooohhhh,ooohhh and shes feeling him up the whole time . Its like there makeing a porn the whole time. ohh grope ohh grope oohh grope LMAO

babablacksheep
05-08-2013, 11:49 PM
Fuck I wanna be groped on the fuckin bench man....let me go to your gym

Rob316
05-09-2013, 12:25 AM
There's a trainer at my gym that constantly comes up right in the middle of my set badgering me about why free weights are the most over rated exercises I can do, and if I would just let him show me how much bigger I would be doing all body weight shit, I'd be twice as big. Now I'm not claiming to be kai greene but this guy is about 200-something pounds of chub. I've never once seen him do anything... ever!