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Ironguruera
07-09-2014, 11:26 PM
I've never had rage from
Aas IMHO. Nothing crazy. I'm
More short fused and less tolerant yes....but not a chip on my shoulder or looking for trouble. Maybe because I take care of my estro and estro is where the rage comes from lol?

Enter my wife has roid rage lol. She texts me while I was work to say "I raged out again and broke something again. I broke the shower door this time!"
I told her to get off the juice lol!

I do have some serious issues with hoses, hose reels, gardening equipment and have had "minor"Temper tantrums lol. "Honey why is the hose reel in the street? Did it make u mad again?"

The fixed the shower in a few minutes.she tore the screw holding the door to the frame right out of the frame lol.

I told her take up yoga or pot or something.

She was like why do I have rage? U are the one on juice and u are fine lol.

The toddler terrorist and midget baby tag teams her ass. Psychological warfare banging on the shower door crying like they where on fire lol. Can't mommy get a 5 fucking minute shower u baby al quida! Lol she lost it and had a case of hulks on the shower door lol.

I would have just cried in the corner of the shower ace Ventura style lol.

Kids will break u down to dirt. Not even trying! Lol.

The 1 yr old midget baby likes to scream/screech. I swear the orcas at sea world hear that shit. I don't feel It's a measurable noise lol. Between that and the toddler terrorist no one is safe from their wrath! My wife actually handles being patient with the kids far better then I do. That's why I get a chuckle when she freaks out.

Your wife or gf have a fire in them sometimes?

baby1
07-10-2014, 09:20 AM
I am, and never have been on juice and I call it mid 40's rage for me,lol. For women this happens with lack of estrogen. Estrogen is a good thing for us ladies. This is why in pre menopause/menopause, we get this way. I would assume that an increase in out test and a lowered estogern could bring this on in us ladies. WE have 3 key hormones, 2 being the most prominent and when they are imbalanced...watch the hell out:)

Lunchbox
07-10-2014, 11:06 AM
I love my girl with all my being. She has been great for me on so many levels I can't even begin to explain.

But she can be a crazy moody bitch sometimes. Specially before her period... She thinks I am looking at every piece of tail that walks by during that time. I feel like I should be wearing blinders all the time!

:-)

Ironguruera
07-10-2014, 03:42 PM
I don't have patience for moody. I find a temper sexy to a degree of course.

I find it odd when ppl Never freak out lol. It's like someone who never drinks or smokes pot or anything. That's just weird lol.

MuscleAddiction
07-10-2014, 06:21 PM
Everyone needs to rage once in a while...blows off steam. Nikki has been awesome through all of this, but has had her moments of rage and jealousy...all good though, like I told her we know why...just remember that so you can reel it back in, then she is good with a nice loving hug :).

MuscleAddiction
07-10-2014, 06:24 PM
I don't have patience for moody. I find a temper sexy to a degree of course.

I find it odd when ppl Never freak out lol. It's like someone who never drinks or smokes pot or anything. That's just weird lol.

I hate alcohol...only have 1-2 beers a year on my birthday at our local brewery. I will puff every so often, but don't enjoy that anymore either. I would rather just lay on the couch with my two girls laying on my lap napping or watching a movie...call me boring or weird...I don't want to be of the norm anyway!!!

Lunchbox
07-10-2014, 06:31 PM
I hate alcohol...only have 1-2 beers a year on my birthday at our local brewery. I will puff every so often, but don't enjoy that anymore either. I would rather just lay on the couch with my two girls laying on my lap napping or watching a movie...call me boring or weird...I don't want to be of the norm anyway!!!

The couch is a wonderful place. In the evenings I calm my nerves from the day there.

Ironguruera
07-10-2014, 06:56 PM
The couch is a wonderful place. In the evenings I calm my nerves from the day there.

Lol! I sleep in my own room. I can snore as loud as I want. Watch porn, drink beer in bed. It has an odd appeal in that I call it my hotel room. Having sex in their feels like someplace else lol.

We have a new couch and it's not that comfy. I prefer the la z boy but then the girl is far away.

baby1
07-10-2014, 09:31 PM
[QUOTE=Ironguruera;77566] It's like someone who never drinks or smokes pot or anything. QUOTE]

This would be me, lol, for my entire life so far, lol. can assure you I am not weird:)

Ironguruera
07-10-2014, 09:40 PM
[QUOTE=Ironguruera;77566] It's like someone who never drinks or smokes pot or anything. QUOTE]

This would be me, lol, for my entire life so far, lol. can assure you I am not weird:)

Lol never? Not even 1 beer?

baby1
07-10-2014, 09:51 PM
[QUOTE=baby1;77590]

Lol never? Not even 1 beer?

I have tried beer but I just didnt like the taste of alcohol, never been drunk.

Ironguruera
07-10-2014, 10:07 PM
Crazy....

baby1
07-10-2014, 10:13 PM
Crazy....

lol, yes I am but without those supplements. Although a jug of wine sounds good lately,lol

ordawg1
07-10-2014, 10:18 PM
lol, yes I am but without those supplements. Although a jug of wine sounds good lately,lol

Women love their WHINE -jk-lol-OD

baby1
07-10-2014, 10:50 PM
Women love their WHINE -jk-lol-OD

lol, I am not a whiner either...a bitcher maybe but no whining

Ironguruera
07-10-2014, 11:24 PM
Women love their WHINE -jk-lol-OD

Lmfao!!

red crayon
07-11-2014, 09:58 PM
My wife used to have a short temper and it would get worse when we have regular sex. Maybe its my input that sets her off. Honestly Im probably to blame. It has taken us about 30 years to grow as close as we are now. When I go on a cycle I have noticed that she gets kinda weird. Some days she stays in arms reach all the time, its like she wants to keep me there close. lol, I guess I kinda like it. : )

Ironguruera
07-12-2014, 12:18 AM
My wife used to have a short temper and it would get worse when we have regular sex. Maybe its my input that sets her off. Honestly Im probably to blame. It has taken us about 30 years to grow as close as we are now. When I go on a cycle I have noticed that she gets kinda weird. Some days she stays in arms reach all the time, its like she wants to keep me there close. lol, I guess I kinda like it. : )

Lol sex input is always a tricky topic!

It's just the kids that set her off when it happens lol.

Mmm sex....going to find and attack wife now lol! 😈😜

bonis90
07-12-2014, 12:07 PM
it is not roid rage.... it is the Hulk Gamma radiation she is doing ...LOL
red wine is always a good plan IMHO ... a nice merlot ..and some strong cheese to mellow he rigjht..
and to whoeverr posted it ... Sexual healing by Marvin Gaye ..LOL

Ironguruera
07-12-2014, 01:29 PM
My gear is leaching into her from skin contact lol. Tren is no joke !

chrisotpherm
07-13-2014, 06:47 PM
This thread has me cracking up.

bonis90
07-18-2014, 11:58 AM
My gear is leaching into her from skin contact lol. Tren is no joke !
that can happen.. but the hulk gamma radition is a more cool posibility... look out

zedhed
07-19-2014, 11:00 AM
Hmmm...up till the last few months I never really had a temper. Until about 3 weeks ago I was a fucking wild beast. Dam near dragged a guy out of his car at the hospital and tore his head off. So not like the real me. Again extremely embarrassed. Bonnie was sicker then hell on the way to the ER. This guy is driving like an old woman. Doing 20 mph in a 40 mph zone. Then he plays the jam on the brakes game. I pulled around him and angle parked smack dab in the middle of the hospital driveway. Literally leaped out of my car and went and grabbed him and had him yanked half way out the window of his car. Then it clicked in my mind WTF am I doing. Bonnie later told me the guy was huge. While I had had him I noticed he had pissed himself. Again very embarrassed and ashamed.

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Encino_Mang
07-19-2014, 11:46 AM
Hmmm...up till the last few months I never really had a temper. Until about 3 weeks ago I was a fucking wild beast. Dam near dragged a guy out of his car at the hospital and tore his head off. So not like the real me. Again extremely embarrassed. Bonnie was sicker then hell on the way to the ER. This guy is driving like an old woman. Doing 20 mph in a 40 mph zone. Then he plays the jam on the brakes game. I pulled around him and angle parked smack dab in the middle of the hospital driveway. Literally leaped out of my car and went and grabbed him and had him yanked half way out the window of his car. Then it clicked in my mind WTF am I doing. Bonnie later told me the guy was huge. While I had had him I noticed he had pissed himself. Again very embarrassed and ashamed.

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While it may be out of character and on cycle or not it's totally understandable..........the guy was being a douchebag and he picked to wrong day........that said I'm glad nothing escalated.

Ironguruera
07-19-2014, 12:41 PM
Hmmm...up till the last few months I never really had a temper. Until about 3 weeks ago I was a fucking wild beast. Dam near dragged a guy out of his car at the hospital and tore his head off. So not like the real me. Again extremely embarrassed. Bonnie was sicker then hell on the way to the ER. This guy is driving like an old woman. Doing 20 mph in a 40 mph zone. Then he plays the jam on the brakes game. I pulled around him and angle parked smack dab in the middle of the hospital driveway. Literally leaped out of my car and went and grabbed him and had him yanked half way out the window of his car. Then it clicked in my mind WTF am I doing. Bonnie later told me the guy was huge. While I had had him I noticed he had pissed himself. Again very embarrassed and ashamed.

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Lmfao! Zed I love u! Guy pissed himself lmfao! Brake check this ass fuck! He deserved every last bit of that.

I read in my state they are going to start pulling of slow pokes in fast lanes that don't yield right to faster traffic. U wanna do 20 fine stay the fuck over jerk! Makes my blood boil. In my young buck days I got so mad I passed a few ppl in the emergency lane on the freeway a few times lol. I stopped doing that cause of all the debris.

Ppl piss me off while driving. When I'm old and I'm going to buy a $500 shit box and just plow into those ppl lol.