Lmfao!! I grew beard on my honeymoon and got a wicked tan. My wife walked right by me at the airport....I was like where are u going?? She laughed her ass off and was like omg I don't recognize u with the beard yet!
There is surely a omfg itchy length! Lotion helps. Gotta tough it out. It will pass.
I keep mine groomed and shorter then that itchy length. I don't care for the pubic hair on my face look and like it groomed at shorter.
I look 12 when I shave it all off and can't stand how I look shaved now lol.