Mid-life crisis

[Mr P]

I recently saw a pic of me when I was 23 I'm 40 now & DAMN, it suddenly hit me ... I'm getting old !
I looked in the mirror & noticed a few white hairs, so my midlife crises began ...
I read some about it & it's pretty normal for us to go through this some experience it from the age of 35 and up, 1 out of 4 men will go through this phase, for most it goes away and the phase ends, and for a few it's more severe... It's like coming to ralization of our own mortality & youth...
So I went through a phase like this for about 2 weeks, was feeling down, but excercise is the best medicine, I tell u.

So for all you old fucks & haters out there here are a few tips to help u move past this:

If life throws lemons at u... go make some lemonade & bake a pie with the left overs..

If your short like me.. Go out & get elevator shoes (they make u 3" taller, I used to be 5'7 and now I'm 5'10, I now go out & feel like Jesus Christ!
I look at the little guys & say " Get out of my way u pesant" I'm 5'10 bitch deal with it !!
I even sleep with them babies on, Hell I even take a shower wearing them... just like the Jedi has it's own power.. I get my power through my shoes. lol


Just wondering who else needs to get these shoes... as they are life changing & I might be willing to send u a free pair

[Vicious 13]

Haha interesting

[Lunchbox]

I look at the little guys & say " Get out of my way u pesant" I'm 5'10 bitch deal with it !!

This line has my vote for quote of the week. I nearly spit water all over my work computer screen when I hit the 5'10" part... lmao.

Awesome post!

[Orange24]

The jesus christ part was hysterical

[chrisotpherm]

Lol.

[tk12]

I'm 43 and feel ya brother.
My midlife is like this: want pussy like all the time... want a new vehicle... want a tattoo-maybe 2 or 3... want some tren and anavar.... did I mention I want some pussy..

Midlife sucks- I don't mind getting old- but I'm gonna keep on fighting it..
Nothing wrong with getting some puss, a new ride, a tattoo and some goodies to inject!

[ordawg1]

Just stick with the pussy-I am waaaay past mid life and pussy is still the best part (-:-OD

[cane]

Just stick with the pussy-I am waaaay past mid life and pussy is still the best part (-:-OD

haha banging some young pussy always helps for a bit !

[cane]

im 38 and i havent gone threw this yet.. i look young for my age and feel great... well except for my back! its a mess

[Oldschooliron]

im 38 and i havent gone threw this yet.. i look young for my age and feel great... well except for my back! its a mess

Agreed on all fronts cane. When they made me I apparently got in the 200yr old man back line lol.