Wife's trying to kill me

[layddually]

I think she wants me to have a stroke. We bought house now we painting doing floors and last minute she has decided she also wants all new appliances. Wtf is next.

[mj_0360]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

Maybe sex?

[kazman68]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

Women...gotta love em.

[SisterSteel]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

I'm sure you'll enjoy her way of saying thank you.

[layddually]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

I'm sure you'll enjoy her way of saying thank you.

Ha wish but not gonna hold my breathe.

[layddually]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

Maybe sex?

She won't even give me a handy bro.

[SisterSteel]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

She won't even give me a handy bro.

You need to let her know she's not keeping up with her wifely duties. Maybe put a lil something in her morning coffee to help get her going.

[layddually]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

You need to let her know she's not keeping up with her wifely duties. Maybe put a lil something in her morning coffee to help get her going.

Lol she wakes up around noon I get up around 5 she goes to bed around 7-8 I get home around 7-8

[mj_0360]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

She won't even give me a handy bro.

lmaooooooooooo! Poor lay!

[layddually]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

You need to let her know she's not keeping up with her wifely duties. Maybe put a lil something in her morning coffee to help get her going.

She already thinks I'm cheating because she isn't giving it up and I want it 24/7.

[red crayon]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

Just explain it like I did to my wife. Sex is like milk. I like to get my milk at the same store all the time. If they dont have any milk and I need some does that mean I will go home and wait until they get it? I will just go somewhere else and get it there, thats all. Lots of stores sell milk. lol
After that I got it so many days in a row I finally had to ask for a day off! lol

[Ironguruera]

Just explain it like I did to my wife. Sex is like milk. I like to get my milk at the same store all the time. If they dont have any milk and I need some does that mean I will go home and wait until they get it? I will just go somewhere else and get it there, thats all. Lots of stores sell milk. lol
After that I got it so many days in a row I finally had to ask for a day off! lol

Lmfao great analogy !
I just resort to molesting my wife at like 3 am. she has a harder time saying no half asleep. If u get the over real hot first she welcomes it gladly lol. Sometimes she goes for it like lastnight. If she's real tired she nudges me away. I huff and puff and go jerk off lol. Or wake her up doing so....damn proviron.
I feel for ya lay I have similar schedule issues with my wife. She is up before I am with the baby. By the time I get home she is winding down and exhausted.
She told me to get a g/f to help with all the sex that I'm wearing her out lmao. She has said it twice. If he says it again I'm going to ask how serious she is!

I dunno how u do it brother. Not even a handy? Foot job? Something? Shit my wife will at least lend a hand. Otherwise she knows the 1-4am cockasaurus is coming lol.

[Ironguruera]

Ps only buy the appliances is she is
a) a good cook
b) will use them to cook.
I let the wife get a new oven cause man can she bake and cook! I jewed lowes down hard and sold the old oven on Craigslist so the $1000 oven he wanted was like $650 all said and done after I sold the old one.

[layddually]

Re: Wife's trying to kill me

Ps only buy the appliances is she is
a) a good cook
b) will use them to cook.
I let the wife get a new oven cause man can she bake and cook! I jewed lowes down hard and sold the old oven on Craigslist so the $1000 oven he wanted was like $650 all said and done after I sold the old one.

My wife threw the appliances on CL for free they are gone. I need the stuff for me to cook so I can stop eating out lol. Oh she did tell me maybe Xmas sex if I don't screw it up.

[Ironguruera]

X mas?!!? I'm with the other guy. Time to go someplace else for milk lol.

time to make some phone calls brother lol.

Free!?!? Wtf? I got $150 for stove that was at my house when I moved in. Used it 3 years as well lol.
If an appliance works its worth $100-$150 easy.