Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

[red crayon]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

Wow I cant believe this. The more I read on this forum the more alike we all seem to be,lol. I will tell you what I used to do when we had kids that age. The last small kids we had were a set of twin boys. With twins you have to out smart both of them at the same time. Anyway I would wait till about one hour before bed time and then give them all the chocolate candy bars in the house. They would eat them and bounce off the walls for about an hour and the sugar rush would wear off and the both of them would crash and go to sleep. After that I could count on at least a couple of hours alone with my wife before they might wake up. If I did it quickly I could get done in a couple of hours.
That usually worked out pretty good for us. It might work out for you too.

[Ironguruera]

Wow I cant believe this. The more I read on this forum the more alike we all seem to be,lol. I will tell you what I used to do when we had kids that age. The last small kids we had were a set of twin boys. With twins you have to out smart both of them at the same time. Anyway I would wait till about one hour before bed time and then give them all the chocolate candy bars in the house. They would eat them and bounce off the walls for about an hour and the sugar rush would wear off and the both of them would crash and go to sleep. After that I could count on at least a couple of hours alone with my wife before they might wake up. If I did it quickly I could get done in a couple of hours.
That usually worked out pretty good for us. It might work out for you too.

Lmao!!

[layddually]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

Ii

Wow I cant believe this. The more I read on this forum the more alike we all seem to be,lol. I will tell you what I used to do when we had kids that age. The last small kids we had were a set of twin boys. With twins you have to out smart both of them at the same time. Anyway I would wait till about one hour before bed time and then give them all the chocolate candy bars in the house. They would eat them and bounce off the walls for about an hour and the sugar rush would wear off and the both of them would crash and go to sleep. After that I could count on at least a couple of hours alone with my wife before they mightOkake up. If I did it quickly I could get done in a couple of hours.
That usually worked out pretty good for us. It might work out for you too.

Actually it kinda did I gave my 3 yr old cake for dinner from her bday party. BUT I took a xanex for her bday party I was out too. But got in a quickly this morning before the kids got up.

[zedhed]

Re: Holy hell I'm about to fucking lose it

LMAO bro ^^^ thats funny!

[red crayon]

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I dont mean to sound like I know everything, sorry. Im 52 and a very lucky man, its mostly bad luck. lol! On the up side I usually know a way to work around things when they go south on me. I just plan on it. That will give you a lot of experience at making things work. I left out one other thing. It helps a lot if you try and make your wife have an orgasm or two every time you have sex! It gives her a reason to come back for more. Good Luck.

[ordawg1]

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Ask her if you can at least beat off and cum on her titz man.

^^^ this would be AFTER you put provi in her drink.-OD

[zedhed]

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^^^LMAO...um....yeah.^^^