In the hospital

[exphys88]

Ok as embarrassing as this Is I'm saying it anyways... They gave me this stuff to drink for a colonoscopy the lady was like u going to have crazy farts for a about an hour then you'll need to shit.., not more then five minutes after pounding that stuff I shit my pants.., at this point I can't help but laugh.., fml

Did you get any help cleaning up? Hopefully not a male nurse...

[xdude]

Re: In the hospital

Ok as embarrassing as this Is I'm saying it anyways... They gave me this stuff to drink for a colonoscopy the lady was like u going to have crazy farts for a about an hour then you'll need to shit.., not more then five minutes after pounding that stuff I shit my pants.., at this point I can't help but laugh.., fml

hey as I reach that age where the dr. schedules this..I have been reading about it ...apparently the drink is to purge the system of gasses.. this is very important since there have been 5 case of explosions . that's right your ass blowing up !! Worse IMHO is that only 1 case was fatal.. Can you image that ...you ass blows up and you have to explain that for the rest of you f'ng life ..needless to say the drink makes the odds go down significantly .. but it would be my luck to win the lottery that day

anyhow drink that disgusting drink and do the deeds necessary to live through it ...

wish you luck and a lot of pre procedure farts ..

[Vicious 13]

Actually two hot nurses came to help clean up... I tried working my charm but both seemed pretty upset...

[bigcivic]

Re: In the hospital

Ha I bet they were more than upset bro

[ineedtogrow]

Re: In the hospital

yeah bro, you can't hit on chicks after shitting yourself. especially if they have to clean it up! lol

[Vicious 13]

Finally let me out... Basically my ulcers are flared up and I have the stomach flu they said the don't know I it's something I ate that messed w my chrons or just something I caught... The flu turned to pneumonia so that's y I got so weak and was very dehydrated... Hopefully I'm on the right track though and bounce back pretty quick... Will b doing follow ip trsts in 2 weeks to ne sure but i feel a lot better now than i dkd before Thank all u guys!!!!!

[kazman68]

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Finally let me out... Basically my ulcers are flared up and I have the stomach flu they said the don't know I it's something I ate that messed w my chrons or just something I caught... The flu turned to pneumonia so that's y I got so weak and was very dehydrated... Hopefully I'm on the right track though and bounce back pretty quick... Will b doing follow ip trsts in 2 weeks to ne sure but i feel a lot better now than i dkd before Thank all u guys!!!!!

Get better soon bro! Glad your out.

[Vicious 13]

Thank u kaz!

[xdude]

Re: In the hospital

ulcers, crones, flu and pneumonia and you say you only felt like shit...
that would kill most people ...
anyhow a couple litres of IV's and you should feel a world better
each one of those would dehydrate you
the combination would dry you out really bad

anyhow get well soon

[Vicious 13]

Yea my body wad sucking those Iv bags down

[neoclassical]

Re: In the hospital

^^^^^^
Glad you're feeling a little better, Vicious.

[Vicious 13]

Thank u

[ordawg1]

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Feel better-get some PUSSY-OD

[Vicious 13]

Waiting for the wife right now I think that's exactly what I need

[exphys88]

yeah bro, you can't hit on chicks after shitting yourself. especially if they have to clean it up! lol

Lmao!