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My almost 4yo told me "I don't want any Christmas presents I want to go to Disney" .
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Lol!! Dream big! Smart kid!Originally posted by Layddually2 View PostBlah blah blah Latina's ass...blah blah blah! -
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What did you say after they asked for that?DISCLAIMER: "SisterSteel" is a fictitious character with the sole purpose to entertain. Any information/advice given out, stated, or implied is for entertainment only and should not be considered the advocation of any illegal activity.Comment
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Shit!!! J/K actually I didn't say anything I was in shock. Most kids don't realize that christmas presents cost money and that if they gave that up they could get some thing else. Then after saying that she told her mom she is going on a plane soon to Disney. WTF?Comment
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Apparently the look on your face was a "yes"Originally posted by Layddually2 View PostComment
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Hahahahah! Powned. She told mom...u better book it.Originally posted by SuperSam View PostBlah blah blah Latina's ass...blah blah blah!Comment
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Crazy things kids say
My 3 year old daughter told my wife that she had "monstrous nipples". No shit!! I got in trouble for that one because she assumed I told her to say it. For the record, I didn't.
And earlier today she told us she wanted "Ariel musical instruments from Target". I asked her why and she said "because they're magnificent". Really? WTF? I'm screwed with this kid!Mattingly is a fictitious role-playing character. Kind of like Dungeons & Dragons...but for really big, cool people! Not only does Mattingly not take AAS, I doubt he could spell AAS.Comment
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Yes you are mattingly.Comment
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Lmfao!! I needed a laugh brother. Yes u are in trouble! "Magnificent"....love it! Sadly I know what set she is taking about. Tell her they are cheap plastic junk.Originally posted by Mattingly View PostBlah blah blah Latina's ass...blah blah blah!Comment
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Oh it gets better boyz...she was playing Sonic the Hedgehog on her iPad yesterday and the sound wasn't working. She turned to me and my wife and said, "how the hell am I gonna get the sound to work on this"...how do u not laugh?!?!Mattingly is a fictitious role-playing character. Kind of like Dungeons & Dragons...but for really big, cool people! Not only does Mattingly not take AAS, I doubt he could spell AAS.Comment
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Lmfao!!!Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
Guy at works toddler comes in from outside and says "it's fucking freezing outside!"
He died laughing....how can u not?!!Blah blah blah Latina's ass...blah blah blah!Comment
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My 4 year old walked in the room and asked if I wanted some "fucking cheesecake".... really meant pumpkin cheesecake.Comment
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Those are classic! My daughter said to my wife "you have really big feet Mommy, you're like a giant". Then later the same day she sat on the regular toilet seat and fell in a little. My wife she said "you have a little bum which is why you fell in", to which my daughter said "well I guess I need a big bum like you Mommy". Verbatim! My wife is headed for therapy!!Mattingly is a fictitious role-playing character. Kind of like Dungeons & Dragons...but for really big, cool people! Not only does Mattingly not take AAS, I doubt he could spell AAS.Comment
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4 yr old also sounds like he says asshole instead of castle. Well bert and ernie built a sandcastle on sesame street and he kept telling me that "bert likes ernie's asshole"....lol...yep...I think you're right kiddo.Comment
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
My wife died about the nipple story. I will surely tell her these new additions later!Blah blah blah Latina's ass...blah blah blah!Comment
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