Wish me luck.....traveling with kids!

[Ironguruera]

We leave 5:30am Sunday to visit my sister for the holidays. Flying for 2.5 hours with a 2 yr old toddler terrorist and a 5 month old.
Taking both car seats which I have to remove from the car when I get there as well as when I arrive while taxis and cars honk at me to hurry the fuck up.....

I'm loading every fucking Disney movie we own onto the iPad tonight in hopes the toddler will watch them a bit as well as use her painting and drawing apps.

She's infatuated with planes so
I'm hoping that provides some
Distraction as well....

Ill be pot and juice free for a week.....wish me luck! I'm not a religious man....but pray for me !

Happy holiday mc!!

[Layddually2]

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Oh that's gonna be rough hang in there and don't kill anyone.

[Ironguruera]

Oh that's gonna be rough hang in there and don't kill anyone.

No promises lol. Ill be sure to take my hulk midol tonight and again tomorrow to be as calm as I can be

[ordawg1]

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5:30 AM- two kids-to visit with your sister ?? I would sudenly become VERY VERY ill lol.Where do you put 2 car seats on a plane ? You are far braver than I am -Good Luck my friend-OD

[Ironguruera]

5:30 AM- two kids-to visit with your sister ?? I would sudenly become VERY VERY ill lol.Where do you put 2 car seats on a plane ? You are far braver than I am -Good Luck my friend-OD

Apparently u can actually put them
On the plane and strap the little fuckers in! Once I feverishly tear them from
The car we will be checking them like
Luggage. Then u pray they make it to your destination....last time to NY those chicken fuckers lost a seat!!

We are dressing the toddler tonight and have breakfast an bags packed. It will
Literally be wake up grab kids and get in car!

Sadly dealing with all this is more appealing then dealing with my asshole mother. I'm hopping Godzilla has the beer shits and drops his payload in her stocking

[ordawg1]

Re: Wish me luck.....traveling with kids!

Apparently u can actually put them
On the plane and strap the little fuckers in! Once I feverishly tear them from
The car we will be checking them like
Luggage. Then u pray they make it to your destination....last time to NY those chicken fuckers lost a seat!!

We are dressing the toddler tonight and have breakfast an bags packed. It will
Literally be wake up grab kids and get in car!

Sadly dealing with all this is more appealing then dealing with my asshole mother. I'm hopping Godzilla has the beer shits and drops his payload in her stocking

Give your Mom a a zannie lol. I would put it in her drink and then give the ole man some viagra lol. You are one brave man -or maybe just insane. Enjoy your holidays-OD

[Vicious 13]

Went to Washington w a two month old two kids would definitely be tough

[Vicious 13]

O and couldn't of done it without my buds

[MuscleAddiction]

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2 year old toddler terrorist...you fucking kill me bro lmao!!! Have a great holiday trip with your loving family, I'm positive it will be memorable for you brother ...Merry Christmas IG!!!

[Ironguruera]

We made it! Wasn't too bad actually. Thought the toddler terrorist was going to guido rage on the plane and throw the ipad. The 5 month old shit her pants 2 times on the plane lol.

My sister brought a ford F250 to pick us up....no isofix seat tethers but I did what I could.

[SisterSteel]

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Glad to hear you made it in one piece.

[chrisotpherm]

Lol.

[zedhed]

LMFAO! Dude IDK what you do for a living but you should have been a late night comedian.

[Ironguruera]

LMFAO! Dude IDK what you do for a living but you should have been a late night comedian.

Lol. One of the reason my wife married me is she said she's never laughed so often and hard until she met me. She always asks where I come up with the stuff I say.....It just comes to me. I just speak my thoughts.

I've actually thought about doing comedy. I'm not good at public speaking. I get all nervous until I can find a way to relax and just he myself.

I love making ppl laugh and smile.

[chrisotpherm]

I pray for ur wife. Lol jk.