Getting snipped!

[Ironguruera]

Well the time has come brothers! I'm
Done having kids!
My brother in law and guy at work used the same place I am about to. Dr is highly accredited for his cancer specialty work as well as cutting edge vasectomy "scalpel less" method.

They cut the tubes. Throw a section away..burn the ends of the tubes. Then cap with metal! I'm going to tell them to kick me in the balls a few times after just for good measure!

Pot and tren will make u sterile my ass!
I always have 1 swimmer but it's jacked on nor 19 lol.

Dr should call me shortly for my turn for numbing shots in the nuts.....can't wait!

Ohh and swelling to the size of a grapfruit next few days is "normal"........

They said hole thing takes 10 minutes. Wish me luck!

The last kiddo is super cute so no need for more.
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[Lunchbox]

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That's a cute kid!! No way is it yours.

Where the FK did that mail man go!!

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[baby1]

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Good luck! you will be fine!

[baby1]

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Your baby is adorable

[Slayer]

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Good luck IG! May the Force be with you!!!

[Ironguruera]

Getting snipped!

That's a cute kid!! No way is it yours.

Where the FK did that mail man go!!

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Lol lil monkey looks exactly like me. All my kids do.

Whenever I'm Waiting for a pack I make sure that mail Fucker isn't getting jacked cause then I know he stole my shit!

My 2nd baby was created on a dump truck of var and masteron and she's and angry little andro fucker lol. Guido to the max!

All done fellas! No scalpel. They shoot numbing stuff in your sac. Use a large gauge blunt tip needle to make a hole then use a roach clip to spread said hole to access sperm freeway tubes. He cut a section out. Burnt the tube ends and capped em.

Took maybe 15 minutes. Pretty pain free and simple guys. Cost me $416 out of pocket cause blue cross blue shield sucks lol. Still way cheaper then a 4th kid and the gmc suburban we would need lol.

I'll post back shortly to update u guys how the recovery is. They said no lifting for 1 week. I'll take it easy cause in not a tard. Then it's time to hit some a bombs and this 125 mg/ml tren my buddy graciously let me have from his personal stash of special brews he made.

[Nbencze]

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One week of no listing........count me out hahaha. Beautiful boy brother.

[Ironguruera]

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One week of no listing........count me out hahaha. Beautiful boy brother.

Lol I know I wasn't too thrilled about that! It's a girl but no worries she doesn't have pink bows and shit on lol.

I'll use this week to really focus on shoulder rehab for the upcoming cycle.

[Ironguruera]

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What's that nirvana song....
"I'm half the man I used to be!"
Lol. Mildly tender but no biggy so far. Been icing since I got home. Was ok enough to drive myself 30 minutes home. I stopped at the bank to pay off the charge on the credit card for the procedure.

I chose the scalpel less method as its said to have the easiest recovery and best chance of no swimmers after the fact.
No stitches to remove. They are dissolvable.

I'm supposed to cum 20 times then have my cum checked for swimmers. With the newest baby life has been hectic. Haven't had sex since September or October lol. That 20 is going to take ages lol.

[Lunchbox]

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I'm supposed to cum 20 times then have my cum checked for swimmers. With the newest baby life has been hectic. Haven't had sex since September or October lol. That 20 is going to take ages lol.

C'mon man!!! You already know how to solve this!!

Steal the ole ladies nail polish, paint your left hand (or right, I just prefer left). Reach around the shower curtain and rub it out.... 20 times.

Problem solved.

Go back to the doctor tomorrow morning and tell em your ready for the follow up!! Lmao

[Ironguruera]

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C'mon man!!! You already know how to solve this!!

Steal the ole ladies nail polish, paint your left hand (or right, I just prefer left). Reach around the shower curtain and rub it out.... 20 times.

Problem solved.

Go back to the doctor tomorrow morning and tell em your ready for the follow up!! Lmao

Lmfao! Ohh don't u worry. I'll have some jacked forearms once I get some tren in me lol.

I asked a bunch of guys from work who has been snipped what to expect, procedure type they used and over all experience.
One crazy fucker banged his wife that night!! U aren't supposed to as u can get a hematoma....he said he wanted to make sure he could still fire off lol. Crazy bastard.

[chesty]

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I came in world with functional plumbing, going out same way! Cute baby!

[Ironguruera]

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I came in world with functional plumbing, going out same way! Cute baby!

Lol I hate condoms and birth control fucks with women. I seriously would rather not even fuck then use rubbers. Totally kills sensitivity for me. Just keep fucking like some stud horse.....takes ages to cum. I hate the smell of condoms. Even the non latex ones smell weird to me.
Ever since my wife got prego that 1st time she seems super easy to get prego again now. This just seemed like the best of both worlds....no rubbers and no more kids lol.

[Lunchbox]

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I hate the smell of condoms. Even the non latex ones smell weird to me.

Have him take it off next time before going down....

ZING!!!

[chesty]

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Ouch!!!